The Vermin That Occupy The Hood And Its Outlying Territories.

"Everything that white people don't like about black people, black people don't REALLY like black people."- Chris Rock

If you couldn't tell by the title, this blog is about hoodrats.

If you ask me, I think hoodrats (or hoodrodents if you've somehow come up with classifications) should be locked in cages and used for the testing of products instead of animals. It would get rid of a vast amount of ghetto ass people and it would give P.E.T.A. one less thing to bitch about, vegan cunts. One thing that has probably become apparent to you is that I, like many people who have dignity, hate hoodrats. I hate people who contain vast amounts of unnecessary ignorance in general, but i think its something about hoodrats that make me wanna hurt things.

Now if you refer to the quote at the top, you may think this blog is just about black people. It's not. Hoodrats come in many different colours, they just get referred to different, thanks to the American viewpoints on race. To sound slightly hypocritical, lets just say that most hoodrats are black, just so the sake of argument.

Now there are many things that are qualities of a hoodrat and many of us are guilty of them. I've narrowed them down to a few things:

1. Being unnecessarily loud... At almost all times- There is no reason to not have volume control after you've left the 4th grade, control yourself, damnnit.
2. Being a bitch/prick for no reason- I can understand if you're in a bad mood or you're being an asshole to be funny or to someone you don't like, but if you say something mean to someone who asks a question and they don't bother you, you're a dick.
3. Getting a group of people to back you in a fight that you started- If you're not man or woman enough to handle a conflict on your own, then shut ya goddamn mouth.
4. Denying what you are as a hoodrodent- Hoodrodents are hoodrodents. As much as it may suck to be known as one, you're a hoodrodent. Accept it and move on.
5. You say something is white just because it isn't considered the typical for black people- Self-explanatory
6. Thinking that you're the greatest thing alive- You're not perfect, you're more of a waste of splodge if anything. No, wait, that's it exactly.
7. You jerk (The dance, not the hand workout)- Even if you're one of my friends, the punishment should be death... or at least being beaten with a small, Mexican child.
8. Your pants wouldn't fit if 3 people wore them with you- This is ridiculous. Get pants that fit. Get a damn belt. Use the damn belt. If people can see your boxers and you weren't pants, you need a kick in the crotch... And the chest... And the face... Then once more in the crotch.
9. You do anything with big boobs or a fat ass- This is how we get ugly/retarded children
10. You're a moron for no reason- Ignorance is only bliss when that ignorance preserves your innocence. Other than that, you're fucking stupid.
11. You're ugly and you act like you're cute just because you give free head in the school bathroom- You're ugly. You're a hoe. You're a ugly hoe. The End.
12. You talk shit about people you don't know- I'm pretty sure the person you're jealous of has much more of a life than to be bothered with a peon such as yourself.
13. Big Earrings- Have earrings the size of donuts is just too much. Stop before they fall out due to gravity and in some form of self-protest.
14. Fluorescent weave- If your weave is at least 5 shades brighter than necessary, burn it. Just pull it out and burn it.

And that's all it takes to be a hoodrat, something only apply to certain genders, probably more I could add but the point has been made. One more thing, if you think this is about you, it probably is, its probably not. Argue if you must.

~Bears With Guns~