Saturday, January 23, 2010
Metal To The Grave
Metalhead- An avid fan of the Heavy Metal genre
I remember when I became a metalhead. Age 12, sitting at the computer at my grandmother's house listening to Metallica and Megadeth, but also, listening to the emo music of times. Yes, I was an odditty and I still am one. By the time I was almost 14, I pretty much got sick of emo and was wildly into Classic Rock, Underground Hip-Hop and, you guessed it, Metal. As of this sentence, I'm listening to Blood Insanity by Hellhammer on Pandora. I started my metyal journey with Metallica, Black sabbath, judas Priest, Iron Maiden, and Led Zeppelin. I've grown to love and like countless bands including Motorhead, Celtic Frost, SLAYER, Venom, Death, High On Fire, Dethklok, Possessed, and many others. I've heard many genres from Thrash and Death Metal to Metalcore and Nu-Metal. I almost always wear white sneakers, as a thrasher should, I want a new, more flexible metal jacket for almost daily wear, and I plan on buying a few denim vests and an excess of band and leather patches. In fact, the whole reason why I even wanted to pick up a guitar was because of Jimmy Page, Jimi Hendrix, many american blues artists, and Edward Van Halen.
Back to the point at hand. I want to defend my standings as a metalhead and metal in general. Many people see metal as the cause of many problems, including murder, assault, and suicide. To many, SLAYER is nothing but a group of nazi satanists who incourage murder and death. To many, a mosh pit is similar to a mini-gladiator stadium, violent and destructive. To many, metalheads are absolute morons. Funny thing is, these people don't listen to metal, have never given it a chance a day in their lives. The pit can be brutal, I can see why people would have such an opinion about SLAYER at first glance, and the many subject matters in metal do revolve around death. However, any metalhead can tell you that such extreme subjects and lyrics were, at one point, a selling device. Obviously, to keep metal fresh, you would up the ante through either sheer volume, insane lyrics, excessive exercises in speed and brutality, and making the overall product heavier than a fleet of tanks. And yes, there ae many unitelligent metalheads, just as there are many unintelligent political figures, but who more of a moron, the joker or the person who assumes that the joker is nothing but a fool without ever having a full conversation with him? I don't expect everyone to understand why a metalhead would headbang until they caught whiplash, I don't expect everyone to get why many bands rely on the subjects or war, death, sex, drugs, and Satan, and I don't expect everyone to understand why a person would idolize Motley Crue over Michael Jordan, or why a kid would look up to Lemmy Kilmeister instead of Bono. And you know what, its almost better that you don't get it, because metal's not for everyone. Its not for the frail grandmothers, the preppy school kids, the mainstream music enthusiasts, hell, sometimes metal can even be a little much for even the biggest of fans. Metal is not a fad, metal is not a passing scene, metal is a lifestyle. You can join the ranks or you can fuck off, either way, we'll live to thrash another day.
Look to Heavy Metal Music for further reading
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Dethalbum II- Dethklok
Happy 2010 readers, try to keep your new year's resolutions, no matter how dumb or shallow they seem. Now to business, since I have no other ideas I figured that I do a few album reviews, this being the first of them. Now for those of you who aren't familiar with Dethklok, I will give you both the virtual and real-life lineup
Virtual:
Nathan Explosion- Vocals
Skwisgaar Skwigelf- Lead Guitars
Toki Wartooth- Rhythm Guitars
William Murderface- Bass Guitar
Pickles The Drummer- Drums, Percussion, and Backing Vocals
Real lineup:
Brendan Small- Guitar/Vocals
Gene Hoglan a.k.a. The Atomic Clock- Insane Percussion/Drums
Mike Keneally- Guitar/ Backing Vocals
Bryan Beller- Bass/Backing Vocals
This album is possible the greatest thing I've purchased, tying with my guitar and pizza. The riffs are tight and brutal, the drums are worthy of war and Brendan Small's vocals are sick beyond belief if you're a fan of the growl-type vocal. The album starts off with "Bloodlines", a song about being the descendent of a murderous tribe, complete with tribal drums and a a melodic riff. The album then switches gears to "The Gears" (if you hated that pun, you are not alone). If you're a drummer looking for an example of the proper way to utilize blast beats, this is the track for you. "Black Fire Upon Us" is an epic masterpiece and "Symmetry"'s palm-muted riff is something for the days of Viking mythology, even though the song is about being envious and vain about looks. Yes, Dethklok made being self-conscious metal. And in a tribute to Metallica's "Unforgiven" trilogy of songs, Dethklok created "Murmaider", and since this is Dethalbum II, Dethklok brings you "Murmaider II: The Water God", the second of the "Murmaider" trilogy. If you are a metalhead, buy this album. If you're interested in learning about Dethklok or one of the finest lessons in brutallity, ask to borrow it from me, just promise to blast it.
~Bears With Guns~
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